wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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