It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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