Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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