I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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