i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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