i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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