Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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