Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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