help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
3 2 1 whiskey
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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