A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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