I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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