You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
