Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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