I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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