So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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