hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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