What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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