I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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