Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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