rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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