Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
