This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages