belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.