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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?

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• (530): View more from California

  I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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• (805): View more from California

  the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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• (909): View more from California

  Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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• (909): View more from California

  An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober

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• (646): View more from New York

  I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.

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• (424): View more from California

  I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages

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