Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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