i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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