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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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