If that was your dad, he is hot
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
