You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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