Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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