we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
