I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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