Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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