i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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