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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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