I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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