So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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