I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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