Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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