Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize