what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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