In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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