I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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