hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh god it's open bar.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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