Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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