seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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