im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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