Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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