god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
