OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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