member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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