I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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