I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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