Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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