so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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