youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.