The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
the condom got lost in my hair
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.