Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?