bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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