if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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